Headmistress Tired of People Asking When Beacon Opens and Whether She is Single
Ruins of Beacon Academy, Vale. Glynda Goodwitch, the new headmistress of Beacon Academy, is very tired, especially of eager students…
Menagerie Unveils New Slogan: “Now With Fewer Cults”
Kuo Kuana, Menagerie. Today the Menagerie Board of Tourism in Kuo Kuana announced the new slogan for the continent of…
Opinion: Jacques Schnee is Saving Humanity from Dust
With the recent dust embargo in Atlas, the prices of one of the most important and vital commodities in history…
Multiple Reports of Giant Turtle in Vacuo
The Desert, Vacuo. Inhabitants of Vacuo were deeply alarmed by multiple eyewitness reports of a gigantic 100-foot-wide turtle, swimming through…
Atlas Council Elections Stir Up Drama and Unemployment
Day before the election, Atlas, Kingdom of Atlas. Atlas, arguably the most powerful kingdom of Remnant, just recently began a…