‘Scathing’ Exposé on Mute Criminal Delayed Indefinitely After Reporter’s Disappearance
Today was the long awaited day for fans of well-written reporter pieces, major news publication from all over Remnant, as…
Record Number of Grimm Attracted By Video Game Studio Working Under Horrible Crunch
Renowned Argus video game developer Snowstorm Games was recently sued by the Mistral Council after a prolonged investigation revealed the…
Neon Grimm Terrifying and Bedazzling Locals?!
Hello everyone, intern Ash here. Sorry for not writing for so long – Shade is experiencing a huge sandstorm and…
Crazy Flying Women Blow Up 15 People and Nobody Seems to Care
Not long ago three mysterious flying women have terrorized the skies of Atlas. Two of them were identified as Winter…
Schnee Dust Company Celebrates Faunus Pride Month With Terrible Mining Helmets
At this time of year Remnant celebrates Faunus Pride Month in various ways. Although originally the month was chosen to…
‘Worst Dad In Atlas’ Wishes His Daughter a ‘Moderately Happy’ Birthday
Editor’s note: The following message was paid-for in advance by Jacques Schnee early last year. Although we did not receive…
Absentee Mother Fails to Collect ‘Remnant’s Worst Mom of the Year’ Award
The annual “Worst Mom of the Year” award, hosted by the Mistral Council each year has once again failed to…
Mistral Astronomers Come Up With Constellation Names, Proceed to Insult Everyone
MASA Headquarters, Argus. Today the astronomers at MASA (Mistral-Argus Space Administration, formerly known as Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) have announced that…
Reports of a ‘Super Man’ in Patch Island
A small island belonging to the kingdom of Vale is now under heavy media attention, after witness reports of a…