Crazy Flying Women Blow Up 15 People and Nobody Seems to Care
Not long ago three mysterious flying women have terrorized the skies of Atlas. Two of them were identified as Winter…
Schnee Dust Company Celebrates Faunus Pride Month With Terrible Mining Helmets
At this time of year Remnant celebrates Faunus Pride Month in various ways. Although originally the month was chosen to…
‘Worst Dad In Atlas’ Wishes His Daughter a ‘Moderately Happy’ Birthday
Editor’s note: The following message was paid-for in advance by Jacques Schnee early last year. Although we did not receive…
Absentee Mother Fails to Collect ‘Remnant’s Worst Mom of the Year’ Award
The annual “Worst Mom of the Year” award, hosted by the Mistral Council each year has once again failed to…
Mistral Astronomers Come Up With Constellation Names, Proceed to Insult Everyone
MASA Headquarters, Argus. Today the astronomers at MASA (Mistral-Argus Space Administration, formerly known as Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) have announced that…
Reports of a ‘Super Man’ in Patch Island
A small island belonging to the kingdom of Vale is now under heavy media attention, after witness reports of a…
Fans Outraged At Massive V8 Spoiler
Many were excited for it, but few would realize how it would end. The long-awaited V8 was finally revealed and…
Vale Attempting to Conjure Portals to Receive Some Atlas Tourists
The Vale Shadow Council in their annual State of Kingdom Address have publicly announced their plans to conjure magical portals,…
In Memoriam: The Monstrous Grimm Whale
As the entirety of Atlas and Mantle are escaping into magical portals trying to save their lives, there is no…