Atlas Military to Sell Body Pillows to Fund Defenses
Atlas Academy, Atlas. It’s no secret that the defense against the forces of Salem invading our Kingdom is taxing us…
Dust Store Stocks Explode Overnight Thanks to Bored Youths
There’s this small Dust shop chain that’s primarily based in downtown Vale, which doesn’t look different from any other barely-afloat…
Remnant’s Response to Ruby Rose’s Broadcast: “Nah, Girl”
The Malachite Bar, Mistral. Not too long ago the legendary hacker Ruby Rose has transmitted a worldwide message to every…
Hit Video-game Amity Arena Closes and Our Lives are Now Meaningless
Readers, I am receiving word that the Human Nextwork game development company has just made a shocking announcement. The servers…
Chieftain of Menagerie Wishes His Lovely Daughter/Terrorist a Happy Birthday
Kuo Kuana, Menagerie. Great Chieftain of Menagerie, beloved husband and an okay dad Ghira Belladonna publicly announced today that he…
Mad Scientist Salty at Salem, Calls Her a ‘Poser’
For those not in the known, Doctor Merlot was owner of Merlot Industries from Mountain Glenn. The company specialized in…
Atlas Council Unsuccessful in Impeaching General James Ironwood
Evacuation Shelter 5B, Atlas. An attempt to impeach General James Ironwood has failed to collect the necessary number of votes…
V-Huntresses Are Taking Over Social Media
HuntoLive Headquarters, Argus, Mistral. A new fad among young people in social media and content viewing platforms is taking over…
The Dark Secret Behind Team Names
Hello dear readers, intern Ash writing again. I wanted to address a weird team situation that had happened in Shade…
Atlas Gets a Cool Whale but We are Stuck With a Stupid Wyvern
News are slowly spreading all across Remnant that a gargantuan Grimm-vomiting whale just beached on top of Atlas. There’s even…