Atlas Declares the Whale as the New Kingdom Mascot 3 Minutes Before it Blows Up
Atlas Academy, Atlas. The Atlas board of tourism, in a controversial move, has declared that they’re changing the official mascot…
The Dangerous Teenager Pastime of Going Into the Whale
Evacuation Shelter 5B, Atlas. So Atlas has a “whale problem”. It’s a colossal living Grimm the size of Mistral (the…
Should We Stop Sending Children to the Front Lines?
Literally a battlefield, Atlas. This time I sure have done it. I’m now in a trench, surrounded by brave/stupid Atlesian…
Grimm Attacking Schnee Manor Turns Out to Be Man in Beowulf Costume
Schnee Manor, Atlas. This evening saw an unfortunate tragedy occur inside the lavish Schnee family manor as it was attacked…
PSA: How to Use Dust to Survive This Awful Weather
Hello everyone, intern Ash here, writing to you from Shade academy. The last few days had been affected by an…
MASA Moon Rover Launch Unsuccessful Once Again
MASA launch site, Argus outskirts. This morning the MASA (Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) headquarters at Argus proceeded the launch of their…
Famous Book By Dead Author Gets a Movie Adaptation
Silverdust Productions, Argus. The unexpected hit book that released just last year, Fairy Tales of Remnant by the late Professor…
Please Stop Shipping Me With My Coworkers
It’s this time of year, the single most dreaded day in the year for all bachelors and bachelorettes in Remnant……
Targeted Malware Attacks Annoy Atlas Citizens
Evacuation Shelter 5B, Atlas. It’s 1 AM, there’s almost a thousand of us cramped inside a tiny evac shelter and…
Vale’s First Centenarian: “Living 100 Years in Remnant Was Pain”
Vale, Kingdom of Vale. Airgid Armin is currently the first person in Vale’s recorded history to become a centenarian –…