Mistral Astronomers Come Up With Constellation Names, Proceed to Insult Everyone
MASA Headquarters, Argus. Today the astronomers at MASA (Mistral-Argus Space Administration, formerly known as Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) have announced that…
Reports of a ‘Super Man’ in Patch Island
A small island belonging to the kingdom of Vale is now under heavy media attention, after witness reports of a…
Fans Outraged At Massive V8 Spoiler
Many were excited for it, but few would realize how it would end. The long-awaited V8 was finally revealed and…
Vale Attempting to Conjure Portals to Receive Some Atlas Tourists
The Vale Shadow Council in their annual State of Kingdom Address have publicly announced their plans to conjure magical portals,…
In Memoriam: The Monstrous Grimm Whale
As the entirety of Atlas and Mantle are escaping into magical portals trying to save their lives, there is no…
Atlas is Falling and Our Only Way Out is an OSHA Violation
Some weird space dimension? How do I begin this story? Today I was just minding my own business, preparing a…
Happy St. Broccoli’s Day!
Hello dear readers – intern Ash here, wishing you a great St. Broccoli’s day! On this holiday Remnant commemorates the…
No, General Ironwood Did Not Say “Blow Up Mantle”, You Misheard Him
This evening an emergency CCT broadcast transmitted from Atlas Academy shook everyone in both Mantle and Atlas for all the…
How do Huntsmen Make All Those Emblems?
Hello everyone – intern Ash here. Hope you have been well with all what’s happening in the world – heat…