Crazy Flying Women Blow Up 15 People and Nobody Seems to Care
Not long ago three mysterious flying women have terrorized the skies of Atlas. Two of them were identified as Winter…
Schnee Dust Company Celebrates Faunus Pride Month With Terrible Mining Helmets
At this time of year Remnant celebrates Faunus Pride Month in various ways. Although originally the month was chosen to…
‘Worst Dad In Atlas’ Wishes His Daughter a ‘Moderately Happy’ Birthday
Editor’s note: The following message was paid-for in advance by Jacques Schnee early last year. Although we did not receive…
Grimm Attacking Schnee Manor Turns Out to Be Man in Beowulf Costume
Schnee Manor, Atlas. This evening saw an unfortunate tragedy occur inside the lavish Schnee family manor as it was attacked…
Atlas Military to Sell Body Pillows to Fund Defenses
Atlas Academy, Atlas. It’s no secret that the defense against the forces of Salem invading our Kingdom is taxing us…
Hit Video-game Amity Arena Closes and Our Lives are Now Meaningless
Readers, I am receiving word that the Human Nextwork game development company has just made a shocking announcement. The servers…
Nondescript Winter Holiday Has Faunus Origins?
Kuo Kuana, Menagerie. This week sees Remnant’s variety of cultures celebrate many different winter holidays, such as the Nondescript Winter…
My Mom Bought Some Dust So I Will Review Different Types
Hello everyone, Ash here writing from Shade Academy. After my mom saw my report on Dust expenditure from fighting Headmaster…
We Still Have to Address Problematic Shipping
Snowshoe Shipping, Mantle. Although the vast majority of recent troubles were surrounding Mantle, Atlas did get its fair share of…
Top 10 Cutest Vytal Participants (of Those That Survived)
It’s finally time. In this list, we will reminisce about the last Vytal Tournament and find out the top 10…