Mystery Academy Professor Linked to Weird Dreams, Crime
Reports of a strange academy professor have been popping up from Mistral, Vaccuo and Vale, with matching reports of slightly…
Atlas is Falling and Our Only Way Out is an OSHA Violation
Some weird space dimension? How do I begin this story? Today I was just minding my own business, preparing a…
Chieftain of Menagerie Wishes His Lovely Daughter/Terrorist a Happy Birthday
Kuo Kuana, Menagerie. Great Chieftain of Menagerie, beloved husband and an okay dad Ghira Belladonna publicly announced today that he…
Atlas Council Unsuccessful in Impeaching General James Ironwood
Evacuation Shelter 5B, Atlas. An attempt to impeach General James Ironwood has failed to collect the necessary number of votes…
Goldenhand, the Terrorist
My good friends and readers of our site, I have some terrible revelations to share with you all. One of…
Atlas Reporter Violently Interrupted By Terrorist During Broadcast
Mantle, Kingdom of Atlas. Today, during an Atlas Eye news broadcast on Mantle’s current situation, reporter Rick Schwarz was violently interrupted…
Moleman Asks People to Stop Making Fun of His Weird Arms
Pit beneath Atlas, Mantle. Local excavation site worker Hansel Peanuts has been asking people to stop making fun of his…
Protector of Mantle Turns Fugitive With Some Teens and the Elderly
Mantle, Atlas. The Atlesian Police has just updated their bounty board with a surprising appearance on the list of fugitives…
Former Alcoholic Stops Drinking, Still Ruins His Life
Tundra outside Mantle, Kingdom of Atlas. Former alcoholic academy instructor and currently a depressed huntsman Q. Branwen somehow managed to…
Caught On Tape: Sabyr Attack in Kuchinashi Leads to Riots
Kuchinashi, Mistral. Last night’s Kuchinashi Pastel Estate auction ended in bloodshed as a breach in the guard’s defense was split…