Mystery Academy Professor Linked to Weird Dreams, Crime
Reports of a strange academy professor have been popping up from Mistral, Vaccuo and Vale, with matching reports of slightly…
Record Number of Grimm Attracted By Video Game Studio Working Under Horrible Crunch
Renowned Argus video game developer Snowstorm Games was recently sued by the Mistral Council after a prolonged investigation revealed the…
‘Worst Dad In Atlas’ Wishes His Daughter a ‘Moderately Happy’ Birthday
Editor’s note: The following message was paid-for in advance by Jacques Schnee early last year. Although we did not receive…
Absentee Mother Fails to Collect ‘Remnant’s Worst Mom of the Year’ Award
The annual “Worst Mom of the Year” award, hosted by the Mistral Council each year has once again failed to…
Mistral Astronomers Come Up With Constellation Names, Proceed to Insult Everyone
MASA Headquarters, Argus. Today the astronomers at MASA (Mistral-Argus Space Administration, formerly known as Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) have announced that…
Reports of a ‘Super Man’ in Patch Island
A small island belonging to the kingdom of Vale is now under heavy media attention, after witness reports of a…
Fans Outraged At Massive V8 Spoiler
Many were excited for it, but few would realize how it would end. The long-awaited V8 was finally revealed and…
Vale Attempting to Conjure Portals to Receive Some Atlas Tourists
The Vale Shadow Council in their annual State of Kingdom Address have publicly announced their plans to conjure magical portals,…
MASA Moon Rover Launch Unsuccessful Once Again
MASA launch site, Argus outskirts. This morning the MASA (Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) headquarters at Argus proceeded the launch of their…