Mystery Academy Professor Linked to Weird Dreams, Crime
Reports of a strange academy professor have been popping up from Mistral, Vaccuo and Vale, with matching reports of slightly…
NFTs – A New Threat to Remnant?
Everyone’s scrolls in the past few weeks have been abuzz about the new fad that’s been sweeping all over Remnant…
‘Scathing’ Exposé on Mute Criminal Delayed Indefinitely After Reporter’s Disappearance
Today was the long awaited day for fans of well-written reporter pieces, major news publication from all over Remnant, as…
Record Number of Grimm Attracted By Video Game Studio Working Under Horrible Crunch
Renowned Argus video game developer Snowstorm Games was recently sued by the Mistral Council after a prolonged investigation revealed the…
Schnee Dust Company Celebrates Faunus Pride Month With Terrible Mining Helmets
At this time of year Remnant celebrates Faunus Pride Month in various ways. Although originally the month was chosen to…
Absentee Mother Fails to Collect ‘Remnant’s Worst Mom of the Year’ Award
The annual “Worst Mom of the Year” award, hosted by the Mistral Council each year has once again failed to…
Mistral Astronomers Come Up With Constellation Names, Proceed to Insult Everyone
MASA Headquarters, Argus. Today the astronomers at MASA (Mistral-Argus Space Administration, formerly known as Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) have announced that…
Fans Outraged At Massive V8 Spoiler
Many were excited for it, but few would realize how it would end. The long-awaited V8 was finally revealed and…
MASA Moon Rover Launch Unsuccessful Once Again
MASA launch site, Argus outskirts. This morning the MASA (Mistral-Atlas Space Administration) headquarters at Argus proceeded the launch of their…