In Memoriam: The Monstrous Grimm Whale
As the entirety of Atlas and Mantle are escaping into magical portals trying to save their lives, there is no…
Atlas Declares the Whale as the New Kingdom Mascot 3 Minutes Before it Blows Up
Atlas Academy, Atlas. The Atlas board of tourism, in a controversial move, has declared that they’re changing the official mascot…
The Dangerous Teenager Pastime of Going Into the Whale
Evacuation Shelter 5B, Atlas. So Atlas has a “whale problem”. It’s a colossal living Grimm the size of Mistral (the…
Please Stop Shipping Me With My Coworkers
It’s this time of year, the single most dreaded day in the year for all bachelors and bachelorettes in Remnant……
Atlas Gets a Cool Whale but We are Stuck With a Stupid Wyvern
News are slowly spreading all across Remnant that a gargantuan Grimm-vomiting whale just beached on top of Atlas. There’s even…
“We Told You So!” Doomsday Cult Cheers at the Coming of Salem
Mistral, Kingdom of Mistral. The Mistral-based doomsday cult Children of Convergence recently exploded in popularity, after declaring that “almost all…
Gigantic Whale Leads to Largest Parking Fine in History
Atlas, Kingdom of Atlas. The Transportation Department Next to the Ministry of Communications has just announced the largest parking fine…
I Interviewed an Atlas Meteorologist, But He Ran Away Screaming
Skye Observatory, Atlas. Was it my face? My manner of speaking? Could it be that this esteemed and accomplished scientist…