NFTs – A New Threat to Remnant?
Everyone’s scrolls in the past few weeks have been abuzz about the new fad that’s been sweeping all over Remnant…
‘Scathing’ Exposé on Mute Criminal Delayed Indefinitely After Reporter’s Disappearance
Today was the long awaited day for fans of well-written reporter pieces, major news publication from all over Remnant, as…
Schnee Dust Company Celebrates Faunus Pride Month With Terrible Mining Helmets
At this time of year Remnant celebrates Faunus Pride Month in various ways. Although originally the month was chosen to…
In Memoriam: The Monstrous Grimm Whale
As the entirety of Atlas and Mantle are escaping into magical portals trying to save their lives, there is no…
Should We Stop Sending Children to the Front Lines?
Literally a battlefield, Atlas. This time I sure have done it. I’m now in a trench, surrounded by brave/stupid Atlesian…
Please Stop Shipping Me With My Coworkers
It’s this time of year, the single most dreaded day in the year for all bachelors and bachelorettes in Remnant……
Atlas Military to Sell Body Pillows to Fund Defenses
Atlas Academy, Atlas. It’s no secret that the defense against the forces of Salem invading our Kingdom is taxing us…
Atlas Council Announces a Six-Week Break
vytal_news office, N21 skyscraper, Atlas. A recent broadcast by the Atlas council has many shaken, concerned or just left with…
Gigantic Whale Leads to Largest Parking Fine in History
Atlas, Kingdom of Atlas. The Transportation Department Next to the Ministry of Communications has just announced the largest parking fine…
I Interviewed an Atlas Seismologist, But He Fell Off the City
The eastern border of Atlas, Kingdom of Atlas. It’s pretty rare for me to get a call from a guy…